Auditions

Kelvedon Players' 200th Production

"Cash on Delivery"   by Michael Cooney

Directors: Lesley and Martyn Hill

Synopsis:

Michael Cooney's riotous farce has all the ingredients for rib tickling hilarity and offers a colourful selection of character roles. Eric Swan (aided by his Uncle George and unbeknown to his wife, Linda) has pocketed thousands of pounds through fraudulent DSS claims. The mayhem that is caused brings to mind Sir Walter Scott's famous line "O, what a tangled web we weave when first we practise to deceive". With people pretending to be someone they aren't, thrown in with DSS Inspectors, a Bereavement Councillor, an Undertaker, a Psychiatrist and a fiancée (who is told her intended is not only dead but also married), the action is fast and furious all the way through.

Reading/Audition dates: All taking place in the Small Hall off the carpark, back of the Institute

Sunday 4th February at 6.30pm

Wednesday 7th February at 8pm

Friday 9th February at 8pm

Sunday 11th February at 6pm

Performance dates:

Friday 11th May 8pm

Saturday 12th May 8pm

Friday 18th May 8pm

Saturday 19th May 8pm

with extra invited audience matinée performance

either 12th or 13th May at 1.30pm

Cast List: 4 female, 6 male

Eric Swan

Linda Swan - Eric's wife

Norman Bassett - Eric's lodger

Mr Jenkins - DSS Inspector - middle aged

George Swan - Eric's uncle - chirpy old man

Sally Chessington - welfare officer - young

Dr Chapman - marriage guidance councillor -male

Mr Forbright - undertaker

Ms Cowper - DSS Inspector - Jenkins' boss

Miss Brenda Dixon - Norman's fiancée